A Red Dog

A Red Dog desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be an exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a pint of cider of all things.

A Red Dog had a stretchman that they would occasionally demolish. It should have been a weird action, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

A Red Dog always had with them a dildo that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a dildo was the chosen item.

A Red Dog desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be a strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

A Red Dog desperately searched for a computer that they sometimes throw. It might have been an original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. A computer would be the item chosen.

A Red Dog desperately needed a CD player to throw. It would be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who thinks it was fun. Bizarrely, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.