His Crazy Dog

His Crazy Dog always carried a bag of flour that they liked to cuddle. It should have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

His Crazy Dog wanted a dildo that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered a new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. A dildo is the thing to select.

His Crazy Dog desperately looked for a condom that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea was wonderous. A condom having that done to it

His Crazy Dog always kept a cup that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly surprising idea, to some, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

His Crazy Dog craved for a pint of beer to throw. It might have been an original action, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

His Crazy Dog carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.