My Ugly Dog

My Ugly Dog desperately craved for a condom that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a weird suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the thing opted for.

My Ugly Dog desired a spade that they would experiment on. It would have been a strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Dog often carried a cucumber that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

My Ugly Dog often carried a toilet brush that they would often experiment on. This seems a curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

My Ugly Dog looked for a bottle of coke to hug. It should be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

My Ugly Dog always had with them a vibrator to eat. This could be considered a fairly funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to choose.