The Depressed Dog

The Depressed Dog desperately looked for a teapot that they would sometimes break. One might say this is an exciting thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the thing to choose.

The Depressed Dog desperately looked for a tomato that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a tomato was the chosen thing.

The Depressed Dog owned a spade that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a different thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a spade was the item that was selected.

The Depressed Dog searched for a rubber johnny that they would smash. It is a surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Dog desperately craved for a sword that they would put on his head. This seems to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a sword would be the chosen thing.

The Depressed Dog desperately looked for a porno magazine that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a different action, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.