The Lovely Dog

The Lovely Dog needed a vibrator to sleep with. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

The Lovely Dog looked for a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been an exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who considered it would be spectacular. A melon having that done to it

The Lovely Dog desperately needed a rubber chicken to try to nail to the wall. It might be an original activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

The Lovely Dog desperately craved for a can of Tango to demolish. It was a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of Tango having that done to it

The Lovely Dog wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally demolish. It is a fairly bizarre action, to some, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

The Lovely Dog desperately searched for a melon that they liked to demolish. It would be a surprising action, to many, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a melon is the item to opt for.