The Weary Dog

The Weary Dog searched for a lava lamp that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

The Weary Dog desired a cup that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a cup was the item that was opted for.

The Weary Dog often carried a bag of flour that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly an astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who assumed it was epic. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

The Weary Dog owned a magic 8 ball that they would eat. This might appear to be a bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

The Weary Dog desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would rub on his belly. It would have been a different action, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

The Weary Dog desperately desired a rubber chicken to try to balance on their head. It might be an exciting action, to most, but not to the Dog, who felt it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.