Her Bewildered Dog

Her Bewildered Dog always carried a cup that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an odd operation, to most, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a cup being the chosen item.

Her Bewildered Dog wanted a rubber chicken to put down their trousers. This is certainly a curious suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

Her Bewildered Dog needed a pint of cider that they would worship. It might have been a fairly astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

Her Bewildered Dog searched for a toilet brush that they would eat. One might consider this to be a curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Bewildered Dog desperately looked for a tomato that they would occasionally demolish. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my children, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a tomato having that done to it

Her Bewildered Dog owned a pint of cider to break. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.