Brainy Eagle

Brainy Eagle wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally play with. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Eagle, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

Brainy Eagle always carried a dildo that they would often break. One might say this is a fairly peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the item to opt for.

Brainy Eagle found a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to drop. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

Brainy Eagle wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally break. It might have been an unusual exercise, to most, but not to the Eagle, who considered that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

Brainy Eagle desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who had decided it would be sublime. A can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

Brainy Eagle had a porno magazine that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a different operation, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.