The Bum Loving Eagle

The Bum Loving Eagle always carried a condom that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly bizarre operation, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who thought it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a condom being the thing opted for.

The Bum Loving Eagle craved for a can of Tango that they sometimes drop. This could be considered a different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Eagle carried a mug that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a fairly original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item chosen.

The Bum Loving Eagle desperately craved for a little monkey that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been an extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who thinks it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Eagle desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be an exciting approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Eagle often carried a big sponge that they would occasionally hug. It is considered to be a fairly new proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it was epic. A big sponge is the thing that was chosen.