Their Purple Eagle

Their Purple Eagle desperately searched for a cucumber that they would often demolish. It would have been a bizarre action, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it was entertaining. Strangely, a cucumber of all things.

Their Purple Eagle often carried a bottle of wine that they liked to eat. One might say this is a fairly unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

Their Purple Eagle desperately desired a CD player that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be an odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the thing to select.

Their Purple Eagle often carried a cheese grater that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to select.

Their Purple Eagle desperately wanted a big sponge to put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly original undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who had decided it was simply life. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

Their Purple Eagle found a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a different suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a bottle of wine of all things.