The Bum Loving Eagle

The Bum Loving Eagle had a vibrator that they would sometimes demolish. This could be considered a fairly funny approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item to select.

The Bum Loving Eagle wanted a painting of a melon that they would sometimes worship. It should be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Eagle always kept a block of cheese that they would often smash. One might find this to be a fairly original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Eagle desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to you, but not to the Eagle, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. A bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Eagle desperately desired a dildo that they would often cuddle. It should be a different thought, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Eagle desperately searched for a stretchman that they would rub on his belly. It should be an odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.