The Green Eagle

The Green Eagle desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly curious exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

The Green Eagle wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was a funny idea, to me, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

The Green Eagle often carried a set square that they would often put up their bum. It is a fairly funny activity, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a set square was the item that was chosen.

The Green Eagle always had with them a vibrator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly strange action, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

The Green Eagle always had with them a stapler that they would occasionally play with. This seems a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a stapler is the item to choose.

The Green Eagle carried a set of lego to annihilate One might say this is a peculiar operation, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who expected that the idea was wonderous. A set of lego is the thing to choose.