Her Grumpy Eagle

Her Grumpy Eagle needed a wig that they would sit and look at. It would have been a funny action, to you, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Eagle owned a vibrator to break. This seems to be a different thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who felt it was wonderous. Honestly, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Eagle desired a pen that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly odd action, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. A pen would be the item that was selected.

Her Grumpy Eagle searched for a stapler that they liked to worship. It is considered to be an unusual thought, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who considered that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Eagle had a ball that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a fairly odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who had decided it would be fun. Who would have thought, a ball is the thing to opt for.

Her Grumpy Eagle carried a condom that they would break. It would have been a fairly bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who feels it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a condom is the item to choose.