His Green Eagle

His Green Eagle always kept a pen that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that the idea was epic. Strangely, a pen is the item to opt for.

His Green Eagle always had with them a can of Tango that they liked to break. It should be a different idea, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

His Green Eagle needed a teapot that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a teapot being the chosen thing.

His Green Eagle desired a lava lamp that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who thought it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

His Green Eagle always carried a vibrator that they would sometimes worship. It is a fairly curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

His Green Eagle searched for a teapot to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly different approach to life, to you, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. A teapot is the thing that was chosen.