Confused Eagle

Confused Eagle wanted a piece of paper that they would occasionally drop. It was considered to be an original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who considered it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

Confused Eagle desperately looked for a tomato that they would occasionally share. It might be a peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Strangely, a tomato being the item opted for.

Confused Eagle searched for a bottle of wine to experiment on. This seems an original thing to do, to most, but not to the Eagle, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

Confused Eagle had a melon that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be a different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a melon being the thing opted for.

Confused Eagle desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes cuddle. It was a funny exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

Confused Eagle found a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes play with. One might find this to be a fairly original undertaking, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.