The Angry Eagle

The Angry Eagle desperately wanted a rubber chicken to drop. This could be considered a peculiar operation, to you, but not to the Eagle, who feels that the idea was entertaining. A rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Angry Eagle desperately wanted a condom that they would sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly unusual idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who felt it would be epic. Bizarrely, a condom was the item that was chosen.

The Angry Eagle found a dildo that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is an original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

The Angry Eagle carried a piece of paper to break. This could be considered a weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

The Angry Eagle desperately wanted a ball that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a fairly bizarre action, to most, but not to the Eagle, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. A ball would be the item that was chosen.

The Angry Eagle wanted a big sponge that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing to select.