The Crazy Eagle

The Crazy Eagle desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would often sit and look at. It might be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

The Crazy Eagle desperately wanted a tomato that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thought, to me, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the item to select.

The Crazy Eagle carried a sponge that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the item that was selected.

The Crazy Eagle desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would often put on his head. It should have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who thinks it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

The Crazy Eagle desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would sit and look at. This might appear to be a new suggestion, to most, but not to the Eagle, who felt it was out of this world. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Eagle carried a cup that they liked to cuddle. This seems a peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who expected it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a cup was the chosen item.