The Crazy Eagle

The Crazy Eagle found a can of Tango to break. It was considered to be a fairly funny action, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

The Crazy Eagle always had with them a teapot that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been an astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the thing to choose.

The Crazy Eagle had a set square that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be an astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Eagle, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Eagle always carried a Harry Potter wand to throw. One might say this is an odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Eagle searched for a big sponge that they would often demolish. This seems a fairly exciting suggestion, to me, but not to the Eagle, who thinks it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

The Crazy Eagle wanted a helmet that they liked to hug. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a helmet was the item that was chosen.