The Purple Eagle

The Purple Eagle desperately searched for a stapler that they would break. This is certainly an original thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who feels it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

The Purple Eagle looked for a ball that they would sleep with. It might have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the item that was opted for.

The Purple Eagle searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is a fairly strange action, to most, but not to the Eagle, who had decided it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

The Purple Eagle had a dildo that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Eagle, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. A dildo would be the chosen thing.

The Purple Eagle desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly an extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who felt it was miraculous. A sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

The Purple Eagle desperately needed a piece of paper that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be an astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Eagle, who thought that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a piece of paper being the thing selected.