Exceptional Eagle

Exceptional Eagle needed a pint of beer that they liked to play with. It might have been a curious approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

Exceptional Eagle desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would rub on his belly. It might have been a new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who felt it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

Exceptional Eagle wanted a cup that they would occasionally break. It might have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a cup would be the item chosen.

Exceptional Eagle always carried a can of Dr Pepper to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

Exceptional Eagle always had with them a sponge that they would often eat. It should be a fairly unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

Exceptional Eagle always had with them a stretchman that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is an astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.