The Horny Eagle

The Horny Eagle always carried a set of lego to put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who felt that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego having that done to it

The Horny Eagle craved for a cup that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be an original action, to you, but not to the Eagle, who thinks it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Eagle often carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a surprising idea, to most, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Eagle owned a bottle of coke that they would sometimes worship. It would be a funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

The Horny Eagle desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

The Horny Eagle always kept a tomato that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to some, but not to the Eagle, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the item to choose.