A Troubled Eagle

A Troubled Eagle wanted a can of coke that they liked to embrace. It was a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who expected it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

A Troubled Eagle always had with them a cheese grater that they sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is an unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

A Troubled Eagle often carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly weird thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who expected it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

A Troubled Eagle craved for a mug that they would sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a weird activity, to me, but not to the Eagle, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the chosen thing.

A Troubled Eagle carried a radiator that they would occasionally worship. It was a fairly new action, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

A Troubled Eagle needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes worship. It might be a fairly original undertaking, to most, but not to the Eagle, who felt that this idea was epic. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.