His Purple Eagle

His Purple Eagle craved for a crown that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly a surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a crown is the item that was chosen.

His Purple Eagle had a can of coke that they would sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be an original thing to do, to most, but not to the Eagle, who felt it would be awesome. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

His Purple Eagle had a big sponge to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who feels that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

His Purple Eagle always kept a pint of cider that they would occasionally break. It was a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who felt it would be stunning. Strangely, a pint of cider having that done to it

His Purple Eagle often carried a bag of poop that they would hug. It would have been an astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop of all things.

His Purple Eagle desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who feels it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.