A Talented Eagle

A Talented Eagle desperately wanted a vibrator to put on his head. This might appear to be an unusual undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who considered that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

A Talented Eagle often carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally share. This seems an exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

A Talented Eagle owned a bottle of wine that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly funny operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. A bottle of wine of all things.

A Talented Eagle found a set of lego that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a strange action, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea is fun. Honestly, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

A Talented Eagle desperately craved for a bag of poop to annihilate This could be considered an original approach to life, to you, but not to the Eagle, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

A Talented Eagle often carried a porno magazine that they liked to worship. It should have been a weird exercise, to you, but not to the Eagle, who felt it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.