The Lonely Eagle

The Lonely Eagle looked for a dildo that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be an unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the chosen item.

The Lonely Eagle searched for a can of coke that they sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to most, but not to the Eagle, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Lonely Eagle desperately looked for a bag of poop to share. It was a fairly curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

The Lonely Eagle desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly odd proposal, to me, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

The Lonely Eagle looked for a pint of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who considered it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Lonely Eagle desperately looked for a ball to drop. It should be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a ball being the thing selected.