Special Eagle

Special Eagle found a porno magazine that they would occasionally play with. It should have been a fairly curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

Special Eagle looked for a bag of flour that they would sometimes cuddle. It should have been a fairly different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who feels it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.

Special Eagle often carried a condom to put on his head. One might say this is a somewhat surprising activity, to some, but not to the Eagle, who feels it would be awesome. A condom would be the item that was selected.

Special Eagle owned a pint of beer that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who felt that this idea is fun. Strangely, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

Special Eagle desperately wanted a bottle of coke to play with. It might have been a bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

Special Eagle desperately searched for a sword that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who thought it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a sword being the thing selected.