My Dodgy Eagle

My Dodgy Eagle found a lava lamp that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

My Dodgy Eagle desperately wanted a custard pie that they would embrace. It might have been an original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. A custard pie being the thing opted for.

My Dodgy Eagle desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

My Dodgy Eagle often carried a bottle of wine that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be an odd exercise, to many, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

My Dodgy Eagle carried a rubber johnny that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems a surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who thought that the idea was fun. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

My Dodgy Eagle always carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.