Funny Eagle

Funny Eagle desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often put in the bath with him. It is a weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. A sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

Funny Eagle desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they liked to put on his head. It might have been a fairly odd operation, to me, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

Funny Eagle desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would sleep with. It would be a fairly surprising thought, to you, but not to the Eagle, who expected it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

Funny Eagle desperately needed a bat that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a bat of all things.

Funny Eagle craved for a bag of flour that they would often smash. It is considered to be an exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

Funny Eagle wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been an astonishing action, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. A rubber johnny being the chosen item.