My Bewildered Eagle

My Bewildered Eagle desperately needed a can of Tango that they liked to embrace. This seems a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

My Bewildered Eagle desperately craved for a set of lego that they liked to throw. One might say this is a fairly exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who considered it would be fun. A set of lego being the item opted for.

My Bewildered Eagle desperately looked for a crown that they sometimes play with. It was a fairly strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who considered it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a crown being the item opted for.

My Bewildered Eagle desperately looked for a bat that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be an odd activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Eagle always carried a pencil sharpener to try to balance on their head. This seems a funny idea, to me, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Eagle desperately searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly strange activity, to most, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.