The Crazy Eagle

The Crazy Eagle looked for a can of coke that they would occasionally break. It is a fairly curious operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who considered that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

The Crazy Eagle owned a vibrator that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Eagle carried a rubber johnny that they would put on his head. One might say this is a strange approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who thought that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Eagle desperately searched for a wig that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be a surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a wig is the item to opt for.

The Crazy Eagle always carried a vibrator that they would often drop. One might find this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Eagle desperately wanted a block of cheese to break. This seems a curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the item to choose.