My Funny Eagle

My Funny Eagle carried a dildo that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a bizarre action, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the item that was selected.

My Funny Eagle needed a set square that they would often hug. It would be a fairly strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

My Funny Eagle needed a radiator that they would put on his head. It would have been a surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

My Funny Eagle desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would often eat. It should have been a fairly new operation, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. A porno magazine being the thing selected.

My Funny Eagle carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally hug. It would be a different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

My Funny Eagle had a melon that they would often smash. This seems to be a surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Eagle, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a melon is the item to select.