Her Troubled Elephant

Her Troubled Elephant needed a rubber johnny that they would put down their trousers. It should be an original operation, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

Her Troubled Elephant often carried a bag of poop that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly strange idea, to most, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. A bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Troubled Elephant needed a pint of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an unusual idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

Her Troubled Elephant needed a stretchman that they sometimes eat. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Troubled Elephant always kept a vibrator that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a curious activity, to most, but not to the Elephant, who expected it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

Her Troubled Elephant often carried a pint of beer that they sometimes cuddle. It was a new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to choose.