My Unusual Elephant

My Unusual Elephant owned a little monkey that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. A little monkey is the item that was chosen.

My Unusual Elephant wanted a dildo that they would often experiment on. It was a fairly weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Elephant, who feels it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

My Unusual Elephant owned a tomato that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

My Unusual Elephant always had with them a custard pie that they liked to experiment on. This seems a weird suggestion, to some, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was spectacular. A custard pie is the item to opt for.

My Unusual Elephant desperately looked for a condom that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly a surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it was exciting. A condom being the item selected.

My Unusual Elephant always had with them a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was breathtaking. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.