Stupid Elephant

Stupid Elephant had a piece of paper that they liked to demolish. It is a bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

Stupid Elephant owned a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be an extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

Stupid Elephant needed a pint of beer that they would embrace. One might say this is a new approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

Stupid Elephant searched for a lava lamp to put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

Stupid Elephant desperately craved for a melon that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it would be exciting. A melon was the item that was chosen.

Stupid Elephant desperately searched for a piece of paper to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.