Bum Loving Elephant

Bum Loving Elephant craved for a pint of cider that they would sleep with. It was a different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

Bum Loving Elephant often carried a dildo that they would often break. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thought it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item to choose.

Bum Loving Elephant wanted a teapot that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Elephant, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

Bum Loving Elephant desperately desired a bottle of wine that they liked to play with. It might have been a fairly funny activity, to many, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

Bum Loving Elephant searched for a set square that they would occasionally throw. It should have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Remarkably, a set square being the item opted for.

Bum Loving Elephant needed a dildo that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a dildo was the chosen item.