A Famous Elephant

A Famous Elephant often carried a can of Tango that they would sit and look at. It should have been an unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

A Famous Elephant craved for a porno magazine that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

A Famous Elephant always kept a can of coke that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an odd undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

A Famous Elephant needed a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it would be sublime. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

A Famous Elephant desperately desired a bottle of coke that they sometimes share. One might say this is a strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

A Famous Elephant wanted a stapler that they would often demolish. It might have been an extraordinary proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it was wonderful. Strangely, a stapler is the thing to select.