My Lovely Elephant

My Lovely Elephant always kept a vibrator that they liked to eat. It should be an odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who feels it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

My Lovely Elephant desired a mug that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an exciting proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

My Lovely Elephant found a cheese grater that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

My Lovely Elephant desperately craved for a wig that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly odd proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a wig was the item that was opted for.

My Lovely Elephant always kept a block of cheese that they would often cuddle. It might be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

My Lovely Elephant desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.