A Fucking Elephant

A Fucking Elephant owned a condom that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be an unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a condom being the chosen thing.

A Fucking Elephant always kept a bottle of wine to insert somewhere. One might find this to be an original activity, to you, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

A Fucking Elephant craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Fucking Elephant wanted a Harry Potter wand that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems a peculiar idea, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

A Fucking Elephant had a condom that they would embrace. It should be a surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

A Fucking Elephant desperately needed a radiator that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a radiator is the item to choose.