His Adventurous Elephant

His Adventurous Elephant desired a can of Tango that they would often embrace. This could be considered a fairly strange thought, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

His Adventurous Elephant craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes smash. It should be an extraordinary idea, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

His Adventurous Elephant owned a dildo that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

His Adventurous Elephant often carried a wig that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be a new idea, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. A wig was the thing that was opted for.

His Adventurous Elephant always had with them a custard pie that they liked to drop. It is a fairly exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a custard pie of all things.

His Adventurous Elephant desired a bag of flour that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to you, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.