The Orange Elephant

The Orange Elephant desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

The Orange Elephant desired a CD player that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing to select.

The Orange Elephant desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would often put up their bum. It is a peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

The Orange Elephant found a helmet to demolish. This is certainly a peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it was amazing. Remarkably, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

The Orange Elephant looked for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally eat. It should be an exciting activity, to you, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Elephant desperately wanted a teapot that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is an astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the item opted for.