My Anxious Elephant

My Anxious Elephant carried a bottle of coke that they would cuddle. It should have been a fairly funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who felt it would be epic. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

My Anxious Elephant wanted a bottle of wine to try to balance on their head. It is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

My Anxious Elephant carried a cucumber to annihilate It might be an odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

My Anxious Elephant found a hat that they would rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

My Anxious Elephant had a pint of cider that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

My Anxious Elephant desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.