His Confused Elephant

His Confused Elephant always carried a rubber johnny that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

His Confused Elephant often carried a painting of a melon to smash. It might have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was entertaining. A painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

His Confused Elephant always kept a porno magazine that they would sometimes worship. It would have been an odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who thought it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

His Confused Elephant desperately needed a pen to put on his head. It is considered to be a peculiar suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

His Confused Elephant desperately wanted a radiator that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly original action, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who considered it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a radiator of all things.

His Confused Elephant carried a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly weird exercise, to me, but not to the Elephant, who feels that this idea was amazing. A can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.