The Tired Elephant

The Tired Elephant had a custard pie that they would annihilate This might appear to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to many, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

The Tired Elephant always carried a bat that they would occasionally embrace. It might have been a fairly unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Elephant desperately looked for a lava lamp that they liked to demolish. This might appear to be a strange suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who feels it was fun. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

The Tired Elephant looked for a condom that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a peculiar activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who feels it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the chosen thing.

The Tired Elephant desperately needed a pen that they would occasionally experiment on. It was a fairly weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Elephant found a pint of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems an original approach to life, to many, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.