The Red Elephant

The Red Elephant always carried a stretchman that they would share. It was a fairly funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

The Red Elephant often carried a little monkey that they would cuddle. It would be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

The Red Elephant needed a teapot to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to you, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

The Red Elephant had a pencil sharpener that they would share. It should be a fairly unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

The Red Elephant desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would often cuddle. It would have been a fairly different action, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Red Elephant owned a cucumber that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been an odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the item opted for.