Her Fucking Elephant

Her Fucking Elephant desperately wanted a crown to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a weird and wonderful approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Fucking Elephant needed a pint of cider that they liked to share. It might be a curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

Her Fucking Elephant always carried a big sponge that they sometimes eat. It should be an odd undertaking, to me, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was awesome. Honestly, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

Her Fucking Elephant always had with them a rubber chicken that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

Her Fucking Elephant desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would put on his head. This seems a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

Her Fucking Elephant owned a sponge to smash. It is a strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea is amazing. A sponge is the thing to choose.