The Grumpy Elephant

The Grumpy Elephant searched for a ball that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a ball being the thing opted for.

The Grumpy Elephant found a bag of poop that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was stunning. A bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

The Grumpy Elephant looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to drop. This might appear to be a strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was miraculous. A pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Elephant always had with them a cup that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly new approach to life, to me, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Elephant carried a cup that they liked to break. This seems a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a cup is the item to select.

The Grumpy Elephant searched for a pencil sharpener that they would eat. It is considered to be an extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.