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in #elephant5 days ago

The Green Elephant carried a Harry Potter wand to put down their trousers. This seems an original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

The Green Elephant desperately desired a can of Tango that they would worship. It might be a different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

The Green Elephant desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to smash. This might appear to be an exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Elephant, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

The Green Elephant desperately looked for a block of cheese to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly new proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it would be exciting. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

The Green Elephant often carried a helmet to sleep with. It would have been a bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a helmet being the chosen item.

The Green Elephant desperately looked for a set square that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a different action, to you, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a set square was the item that was selected.

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