The Crypting Elephant

The Crypting Elephant always kept a rubber chicken that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

The Crypting Elephant found a spade that they would put on his head. It should be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who felt it would be sublime. Honestly, a spade was the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Elephant craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly an odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

The Crypting Elephant searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who thought it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

The Crypting Elephant always carried a stretchman to hug. One might consider this to be a fairly different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

The Crypting Elephant owned a chocolate bar that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a strange operation, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.