The Boring Elephant

The Boring Elephant wanted a radiator that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who felt it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the item selected.

The Boring Elephant desired a sword that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly funny action, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Elephant searched for a condom that they liked to worship. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a condom having that done to it

The Boring Elephant always carried a sword to put in the bath with him. It should be a somewhat surprising idea, to you, but not to the Elephant, who feels it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a sword of all things.

The Boring Elephant desperately wanted a radiator that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly a fairly curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a radiator of all things.

The Boring Elephant desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. A pint of beer would be the chosen thing.