The Grumpy Elephant

The Grumpy Elephant found a block of cheese that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Elephant needed a computer that they liked to break. One might find this to be a fairly different operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Elephant desired a ball that they would often sit and look at. It would have been an odd action, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a ball is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Elephant often carried a bag of flour that they would eat. It was an exciting idea, to you, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

The Grumpy Elephant wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Elephant needed a tomato that they sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is an exciting undertaking, to you, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.